ROLE: INVENTOR
(w/ Metre Ideas + Design)
MANUFACTURER: GOLIATH
Looking for comfort without complications? Spoonmeez delivers cuddles without commitment, no strings attached. Whether you’re newly single, chronically touch-starved, or just really into cutlery, Spoonmeez is here to hold you. Literally. Because sometimes a giant spoon is more dependable than a human.
At over 3 and a half feet long, Spoonmeez is perfectly sized for upper-body spooning, side sleeping, lounging, or dramatically flopping onto the couch after a long day. Its soft, gently weighted hands rest right where you want them, giving you that cozy “being held” feeling—without the body heat or opinions! Perfect for: breakups, breakdowns, recently divorced, soon-to-be divorced, singles, widows, and Tuesdays.
AGES 3+
BUY FROM AMAZON